What are some great short jokes?

Read also:

• Is it possible for sisters to have different skin, hair colours, and hair types? E.g. hair= wavy, afro, straight, curly, black, brown, blonde, red. Skin colour: brown, peach, light brown and more.
• Are Turks ashamed of their Islamic heritage?
• Is it accurate to say that while Donald Trump has "America First" policy, the Democratic Party has "Other nations first" policy?
• Hello, I have a question about astral projection. I started to get interested in this a little while after my mum passed in april. I thought I may be able to see her and speak with her if I managed to achieve astral projection. Since this interest, every time i sleep on my back I go into sleep paralysis. However, I cant progress into astral projection because it is very scary for me as I feel like I'm suffocating when this happens. I panic and force myself to wake up. This only ever happened about once a year before this. It sometimes lasts a long time. This has happened about 3 times per week since my mum died, as mentioned on a previous post. I no longer try to go into it anymore(due to the suffocating feeling), but it still happens. I read that sleep paralysis is the pathway to astral projection. Why has this started to happen so frequently since simply taking an interest in it? Is this connected to the afterlife? I am concerned about it as I now cannot seem to stop this happening. Could it be my mum trying to communicate? Im asking due to more knowledge around this in this group.
• Does CloudFlare protect blackhat sites from DDOS attacks?
• What was your biggest culture shock going to Europe?
• Is it common for people to fall in love with someone else while still married? If so, why do they choose to stay in their marriage?
• What Gemini app features are free versus paid? [June 2025] - 9to5Google
• In what ways is Bollywood becoming westernized?
• When an Air India flight crashed into a medical campus, surviving doctors rushed to save lives - Politico
• What is the funniest husband-wife comedy team ever: Abbott & Costello, Martin & Lewis, Burns & Allen or something else entirely?
• What is price of the "liberal celebrities" e.g. Bill Maher, Seth Meyers, Jon Stewart, Trevor Noah, Jimmy Kimmel, Desi Lydic etc. to join the great MAGA movement like Stephen Colbert who wanted to European ambassadorship to turn back on "the Left"?
• Who is the beast of Revelation 13?
• Did Leonardo da Vinci paint two Mona Lisas? Where are they?